December 2011
Why I'm single
Steph: HOW HOT WERE THEY?
Me: who?
Steph: the one you kept sniffing…..
until you learn to respect yourself;
passive-contention:
no one will respect you.
i have lost 9 followers in the past week, i...
lost so many followers recently. i suck
7th Wheel if always fun.
Fuck my life
The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish...
Today at our christmas lunch
My great uncles wife (i refuse to call her my aunt because, well, frankly, shes a dumb bitch), was talking about all the ‘ethnics’ in the shopping centre the other day and how she called out ‘they should bring back the white australia policy’.
For those who dont know what the white australia policy is, it is policies that intentionally restricted non-white people into Australia....
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
Expectation:
Reality:
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All i want to do is see you.
Spoiled my family this year for Christmas
Got Joel a pair of vans he’s been bugging everyone forever. Got mum a ring she’s been wanting for ages from pandora. And got Dad a captain America shirt and an Expensive bottle of port :)
8 weeks and 8 days till move.
I’m so scared
I said I'd never let you go and I never did. I...
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